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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/lucasc2k-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucasc2k-crop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fast_and_the_furious_tokyo_drift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fast_and_the_furious_tokyo_drift</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-18T22:07:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2015/08/01/gargoyles-liz-tells-frank-live-ep-4/</loc><lastmod>2023-06-26T19:10:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2015/05/26/liz-tells-frank-live-mad-max-all-of-them-coming-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mad Max 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50 Shades of Grey Poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T17:35:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2015/01/13/sucker-punch-liz-tells-frank-live-ep-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screen-shot-2015-01-13-at-10-48-49-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-01-13 at 10.48.49 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T01:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/12/29/meredith-tells-liz-what-happened-in-nashville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hes-her-lobster-gif.gif</image:loc><image:title>hes-her-lobster-gif</image:title><image:caption>They might not be friends with Lisa Kudrow, either. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/im-a-memory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>im-a-memory</image:title><image:caption>At least the kids will be cute. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dante.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dante</image:title><image:caption>He seems trustworthy enough. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/8aac306cc445b05fc3272c588efe96e3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8aac306cc445b05fc3272c588efe96e3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-30T21:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/12/02/maureen-tells-liz-what-happened-in-the-wire-season-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/valchek.png</image:loc><image:title>Valchek</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rawls.png</image:loc><image:title>Rawls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ervin-burrell.png</image:loc><image:title>Ervin Burrell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bunk.png</image:loc><image:title>Bunk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/mcnulty-drunk.png</image:loc><image:title>McNulty Drunk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ronnie.png</image:loc><image:title>Ronnie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/presbo.png</image:loc><image:title>Presbo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/herk-and-carver-dumber-and-dumb.png</image:loc><image:title>Herk and Carver (Dumber and Dumb)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lester.png</image:loc><image:title>Lester</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kima.png</image:loc><image:title>Kima</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-03T20:12:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/11/17/jeff-tells-liz-what-happened-in-winters-tale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucifer.png</image:loc><image:title>lucifer</image:title><image:caption>BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/crowe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowe</image:title><image:caption>Liz, I tried to find a picture of his demon face, to no avail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/magic-horse.gif</image:loc><image:title>magic horse</image:title><image:caption>SHIT YEAH MAGIC HORSE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/winters-tale-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winters tale poster</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I know it's not a true story, because it's not a documentary.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T11:06:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/11/16/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-dark-angel-live-the-podcast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-10-26-at-4-00-19-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-10-26 at 4.00.19 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T19:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/11/05/liz-tells-frank-sucker-punch-live-coming-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ltf-sucker-punch-poster_edited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LTF Sucker Punch poster_edited</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-06T04:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/08/13/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-pretty-woman-originally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pretty-woman-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pretty-woman-cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-04-at-10-07-17-pm-e1376430000338.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-08-04 at 10.07.17 PM</image:title><image:caption>GURL.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-23T23:45:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/06/30/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-snowpiercer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/evans-reynolds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evans-reynolds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/snowpiercer_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowpiercer_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T02:48:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/06/10/liz-tells-frank-why-liz-tells-frank-has-been-pretty-quiet-lately/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-12T12:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/05/21/agents-of-shield-season-1-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fzzt-copyright-abc-inc-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FZZT-Copyright-ABC-inc-21</image:title><image:caption>That's right, Ward, there's just ever so slightly more to good characterization besides being pretty. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fitzsimmons-image-fitzsimmons-36261566-1280-720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FitzSimmons-image-fitzsimmons-36261566-1280-720</image:title><image:caption>Aw, Fitz and Simmons. Seriously, I defy you to tell me not to love nerds in maybe-love. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/agents-of-shield-official-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>agents-of-shield-official-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-03T18:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/04/22/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-scandal-sorta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/olivia-white-coat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>olivia white coat</image:title><image:caption>GAHHHHHH WANT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/huck-licks-quinn-e1398185248919.jpg</image:loc><image:title>huck licks quinn</image:title><image:caption>When this is NOT the weirdest thing that one series regular has done to another series regular, you know you are dealing with something special. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scandal-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scandal cast</image:title><image:caption>Everyone is so pretty! Also, look at that race and gender diversity! And at least one member of the cast is openly gay! This is the new normal. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scandal-embed1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scandal-embed1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T15:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/04/16/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-after-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/auditing-session.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auditing-session</image:title><image:caption>Imagine this, but with more monsters and forest. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/after-earth-no-fear.png</image:loc><image:title>after earth no fear</image:title><image:caption>He's even mastered Will's dead-eyed "I've conquered fear!" stare!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/after-earth-jaden-hides.png</image:loc><image:title>after earth jaden hides</image:title><image:caption>Okay, the glass contains the smell of his fear so it is actually a half-decent idea, but still, RIDICULOUS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/after-earth-house.png</image:loc><image:title>after earth house</image:title><image:caption>This is the exterior of Jaden and Will's house! A lot of money was spent to make this movie! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/after-earth-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>after earth poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T17:51:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/10/18/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-left-behind/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-14T03:58:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/12/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-anti-choice-drama-sarahs-choice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/poor-sea-turtle.png</image:loc><image:title>poor sea turtle</image:title><image:caption>Poor sea turtle. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/thank-you-jesus.png</image:loc><image:title>thank you jesus</image:title><image:caption>Good thanking-Jesus face, right here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/future-sarah.png</image:loc><image:title>future sarah</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, Frank. What. The. Fuck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/grandparents.png</image:loc><image:title>grandparents</image:title><image:caption>For a movie that's terrible at pretty much everything, the old age make-up ain't bad. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/baby.png</image:loc><image:title>baby</image:title><image:caption>Jesus wants Sarah to know that changing diapers isn't a big deal, I guess. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/yikes.png</image:loc><image:title>yikes</image:title><image:caption>Just like "A Christmas Carol," but without all that pesky socialism.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/awesome-doctor.png</image:loc><image:title>awesome doctor</image:title><image:caption>"It's no bigger than a wart. Would you let a wart destroy the life you have planned for yourself?" REAL LINE OF DIALOGUE. AWESOME DOCTOR.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/whore.png</image:loc><image:title>WHORE</image:title><image:caption>WHAT A WHORE, am I right? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sarahs-choice-6553-poster-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sarahs-choice-6553-poster-large</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-04T15:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/04/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-darren-aronofskys-noah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/russell-crowe-surprise-vaughn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russell-Crowe-Surprise-Vaughn</image:title><image:caption>This is the first image that comes up when you Google "drunk Russell Crowe." If you were wondering. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hmain-e1396542958263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hmain</image:title><image:caption>After that scene, I made this face for a good solid five minutes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hugh-jackman-boy-from-oz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugh jackman boy from oz</image:title><image:caption>That is a bummer. Here, Hugh Jackman in "The Boy From Oz" will make you feel better! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hugh-jackman-broods.png</image:loc><image:title>hugh jackman broods</image:title><image:caption>Why you gotta play that way, Emma? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_ldicgiieqg1qf9cc1o1_1280-e1396542285535.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hermoine granger </image:title><image:caption>Even younger than this, if you can believe it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hugh-jackman-ftr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugh-jackman-ftr</image:title><image:caption>Also the movie's still in theaters so screenshots are a challenge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2x14_the_immaculate_election_67.png</image:loc><image:title>2x14_The_Immaculate_Election_(67)</image:title><image:caption>When you think about it, Buster actually does have a kinda Biblical suffering thing going on.  Very Old Testament. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/noah-poster.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>noah-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T03:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/04/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-how-i-met-your-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/peggy-grimace.gif</image:loc><image:title>peggy grimace</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the-kids-how-i-met-your-mother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the kids how i met your mother</image:title><image:caption>Fun fact: They shot the very last scene right after the second season of HIMYM, which among other things leave The Daughter free to go kick ass on "Nikita." That's a fun show, Frank! If you click this photo, I'll tell you more about it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/how_i_met_your_mother-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Last Forever: Part One</image:title><image:caption>SO CUTE WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/how_i_met_your_mother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>how_i_met_your_mother</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T16:41:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/03/10/jeff-tells-liz-what-happend-in-nxt-arrival/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nxt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nxt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/neville.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neville</image:title><image:caption>The most dangerous elf in the ring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bo-dallas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bo dallas</image:title><image:caption>Boo this man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/paigeemma.png</image:loc><image:title>paigeemma</image:title><image:caption>I think we would all tap out to this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/paige.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paige</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ascension-620x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ascension-620x350</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/zayncesaroimpossible.gif</image:loc><image:title>ZaynCesaroImpossible</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-10-23T15:10:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/02/28/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-about-mulder-and-scully-and-the-x-files/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/0734_x_files_na.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0734_x_files_na</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-21T03:02:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/02/28/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-tnts-the-librarian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pyramid.png</image:loc><image:title>PYRAMID</image:title><image:caption>Really can't emphasize enough how bad the CGI is in this thing. Really wish I didn't love it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/semper-fi.png</image:loc><image:title>SEMPER FI</image:title><image:caption>SEMPER FI, BITCHES. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/magic-spear.png</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC SPEAR</image:title><image:caption>This journey takes them all around the world, Frank! An exciting world of terrible CGI! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/totally-believable-jungle.png</image:loc><image:title>TOTALLY BELIEVABLE JUNGLE</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, the budget for the CGI probably cost about three packs of gum.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hair-in-motion.png</image:loc><image:title>HAIR IN MOTION</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, she walks in like a goddamn shampoo commercial. Giant off-screen blowy fan and everything! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gold-sparkles.png</image:loc><image:title>GOLD SPARKLES</image:title><image:caption>Like I said, Frank, GOLD SPARKLES and WIND CHIMES. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cutetown.png</image:loc><image:title>CUTETOWN</image:title><image:caption>Pulling. Them. Off. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-28T04:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/icon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>icon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-03-08T21:31:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/02/19/john-tells-liz-what-happened-in-endless-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/richard_kiley2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>richard_kiley2</image:title><image:caption>Spared no expense! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/endless-love-poster01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>endless-love-poster01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-24T22:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/02/13/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-seaquest-dsv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/seaquest-dsv-darwin.png</image:loc><image:title>seaquest dsv darwin</image:title><image:caption>FUCK YEAH DARWIN. Fun fact: he was voiced by legendary voice actor Frank Weller! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jonathan-brandis-porno.png</image:loc><image:title>jonathan brandis porno</image:title><image:caption>Hey, he's a young man in full bloom of manhood, I'm not gonna judge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jonathan-brandis-smirk-attack.png</image:loc><image:title>jonathan brandis smirk attack</image:title><image:caption>Happy sigh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jaws_roy_scheider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaws_Roy_Scheider</image:title><image:caption>Gotta say, Roy aged pretty well. (It helps that he lost the glasses.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/ko_sean_connery_red_october_kb_130405_wg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ko_sean_connery_red_october_kb_130405_wg</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, Sean Connery. I'm a fan but seriously, submarines are boring. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/seaquestdsv_s1_outerbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SeaQuestDSV_S1_OuterBox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T19:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/02/04/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-spaceballs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dark-helmet-likes-his-toys-too-much-e1391558314919.png</image:loc><image:title>dark helmet likes his toys too much</image:title><image:caption>How great is this scene? So great! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-04-at-11-48-08-am.png</image:loc><image:title>NOOOOOOOOO</image:title><image:caption>SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONNNNNNNNG WITH YOU?!?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/impressionable-youths.jpg</image:loc><image:title>impressionable youths</image:title><image:caption>I can't find any screenshots I like to illustrate all this, so here's a photo of some impressionable young people who weren't horribly scarred by this movie. Maybe they learned the word "asshole" a little earlier than they should have, but that was gonna happen eventually. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/you-can-get-it.png</image:loc><image:title>YOU CAN GET IT</image:title><image:caption>Hi, 1987-era Bill Pullman! Um. Hi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/spaceballs_dvd_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spaceballs_DVD_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T20:25:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2014/01/07/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-following-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kevin_bacon_and_james_purefoy_in_the_following___preview_pictures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin_Bacon_and_James_Purefoy_in_The_Following___preview_pictures</image:title><image:caption>But he still wants you to be his minion! I mean, friend. That's it. Friend. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/poster-the-following.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poster-the-following</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T06:46:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/08/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-space-above-and-beyond/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy-pool-playing-robot.png</image:loc><image:title>sexy pool-playing robot</image:title><image:caption>David Duchovny's monotone has gotten a lot less monotone over the years, but that doesn't make his casting as a sexy pool-playing robot any less funny. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bad-man-just-bad.png</image:loc><image:title>BAD MAN JUST BAD</image:title><image:caption>It's really hard to capture how bad this CGI is with just one screenshot, but suffice it to say that it makes "Babylon 5" look good. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whoops.png</image:loc><image:title>whoops!</image:title><image:caption>WHOOPS! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/attractive-young-space-marines.png</image:loc><image:title>attractive young space marines</image:title><image:caption> This screenshot is from later in the episode, but I think it does a nice job of visually representing how the two minority series regulars are treated in comparison to their white co-stars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/space-above-and-beyond-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space above and beyond poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T04:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/12/31/open-thread-what-should-frank-be-told-about-in-2014/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-24T21:34:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/11/26/liz-tells-frank-why-catching-fire-was-better-than-the-hunger-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/stmymb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STMYMB</image:title><image:caption>SCIENCE! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1-165808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1.165808</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, guys. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dd651ce39f547429e8c87830e45bf36b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dd651ce39f547429e8c87830e45bf36b</image:title><image:caption>They admittedly get EVEN BETTER in "Catching Fire," though. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jennifer-lawrence-catching-fire-poster-610x903.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jennifer-lawrence-catching-fire-poster-610x903</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T21:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/12/25/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-about-its-a-wonderful-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/poster_wonderful_470_ix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poster_wonderful_470_ix</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-26T20:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/12/24/jesse-tells-frank-what-happened-in-all-cable-christmas-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/abc-familys-25-days-of-christmas-2013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ABC Family's 25 Days of Christmas 2013</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-24T21:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/12/23/john-tells-liz-what-happened-in-the-new-french-extremity-movement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cat-frightened.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat Frightened</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/martyrs10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martyrs10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_ljqge7krjv1qdsdmoo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ljqge7KRJv1qdsdmoo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/martyrs-2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martyrs 2008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/martyrsbdcap1_original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martyrsbdcap1_original</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/martyrspostb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martyrspostb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-23-at-1-29-03-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-12-23 at 1.29.03 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/inside-horror-bathroom-french.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inside-horror-bathroom-french</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/home-alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>home-alone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/home-alone-movie-poster-1020269039.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Home-Alone-movie-poster-1020269039</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T21:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/12/11/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-cloud-atlas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-10-at-10-01-01-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-12-10 at 10.01.01 AM</image:title><image:caption>Yes, Frank, that's Hugh Grant, made up to look like a Korean from the not-too-distant future, with a lady's foot in his mouth. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hugo-weaving-cloud-atlas-asian-e1386798087455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugo-weaving-cloud-atlas-asian</image:title><image:caption>Oh hai Hugo Weaving! You don't look PROBLEMATIC IN THE SLIGHTEST. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cloud-atlas-german-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloud Atlas German Poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-13T01:13:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/book/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/liztellsfrank_cover_v2-e1348542825286.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liztellsfrank_cover_v2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T20:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/11/05/liz-tells-frank-about-the-ebook-of-skip-itwatch-it-guides/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-05T17:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/07/10/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-about-daria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_l1mbj81hhk1qzwexlo1_1280.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_l1mbj81HhK1qzwexlo1_1280</image:title><image:caption>For serious, the blog I found this screencap on was entitled "DAMMIT DARIA." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/daria-article-for-r29-image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daria-article-for-r29-image-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T02:38:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/02/09/fringe-season-one-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fringe-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fringe-02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-09-at-12-44-55-pm-e1297284457212.png</image:loc><image:title>peter bishop secret boyfriend</image:title><image:caption>Halfway through the season! Let's take a quick break and look at my current favorite TV boyfriend, shall we? Oh, Peter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-07-04T21:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/07/06/doctor-who-2005-2009-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tumblr_lk1aluuj0c1qhwmnpo1_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lk1aluuJ0c1qhwmnpo1_400</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/doctor-who-end-of-timejpg-b4b7ad3cbd03e167_large-e1309911979687.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor-who-end-of-timejpg-b4b7ad3cbd03e167_large</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/comp4dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COMP4DVD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/863421083_5d2679916e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>863421083_5d2679916e</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/drwho3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drwho3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/doctor-and-rose-promos-of-season-2-of-doctor-who-the-doctor-and-rose-14164329-1991-2560.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor-and-Rose-Promos-of-Season-2-of-Doctor-Who-the-doctor-and-rose-14164329-1991-2560</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/329145954_doctor_who_2005_season_1_episode_7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>329145954_Doctor_Who_2005_Season_1_Episode_7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/doctor-who-steven-moffat-matt-smith-benedict-cumberbatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor-who-steven-moffat-matt-smith-benedict-cumberbatch</image:title><image:caption>Not the guy on the left. He's on a different show. Just to be clear. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-22T03:43:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/02/16/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-season-1-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/buffy-season-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buffy-season-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-16-at-1-22-20-pm-e1297891921999.png</image:loc><image:title>buffy and angel</image:title><image:caption>Also, this happens in "Angel." Helloooooooooo 1997 David Boreanez! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-15T09:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/10/02/star-trek-deep-space-nine-season-1-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/f1_d__0_startrekdeepspacenineseason1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f1_d__0_StarTrekDeepSpaceNineSeason1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-31T21:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/10/29/liz-and-frank-tell-you-what-happened-in-star-trek-into-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vlcsnap-2012-12-20-16h44m34s192.png</image:loc><image:title>vlcsnap-2012-12-20-16h44m34s192</image:title><image:caption>NOOOOOO MICKEY SMITH DON'T DO IT WHAT WOULD ROSE THINK!!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ricardo-montalban-khan-star-trek-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ricardo-Montalban-Khan-Star-Trek-2</image:title><image:caption>FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL'S HEART, I STAB AT THEE. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mv5bmtk2nzczotgxnf5bml5banbnxkftztcwodq5odczoq-_v1_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMTk2NzczOTgxNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODQ5ODczOQ@@._V1_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T19:23:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/10/23/eric-tells-liz-what-happened-in-spec-ops-the-line-part-2/</loc><lastmod>2022-01-07T17:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/10/22/eric-tells-liz-what-happened-in-spec-ops-the-line-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/spec_ops_the_line_cover.png</image:loc><image:title>Spec_Ops_The_Line_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T14:52:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/09/19/star-trek-voyager-season-6-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/voyager_s6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyager_S6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T01:32:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/10/15/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-gone-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/neil-patrick-harris-image-286434-article-ajust_930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neil-patrick-harris-image-286434-article-ajust_930</image:title><image:caption>Desi is played by Neil Patrick Harris in the movie, which is honestly maybe the weirdest possible casting that director David Fincher could have come up with, but hey, Fincher's a great director, NPH is a decent actor, and I am definitely INTRIGUED by how this might go. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/giglione.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Could be worse! (Sorry, obligatory "Gigli" joke is obligatory.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rosamund-pike-rosamund-pike-14868710-1920-1200.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I'm just saying, objectively, that SHE PURTY. Like, Cillian Murphy pretty!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gone-girl-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gone girl cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T18:01:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/03/26/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-upside-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/like-i-said-pretty.png</image:loc><image:title>like I said, pretty</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/office-space-the-nightmare-version.png</image:loc><image:title>office space, the nightmare version</image:title><image:caption>VISUAL SPECTACLE AHOY! Why anyone would design an office like this falls under the category of "questions we try not to ask because this movie is weirdly compelling in its way and poking at it too hard will just ruin things," so let's not ask it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/prettiest-martinis-ever.png</image:loc><image:title>prettiest martinis ever</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, they're really cool-looking martinis. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/upside-down-poster-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Upside-Down-poster-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-27T06:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/10/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-breaking-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/breaking_bad_ver9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breaking_bad_ver9</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T19:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/12/13/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-cws-nikita-sorta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-kids-e1323824116734.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-kids</image:title><image:caption>Lyndsey Fonseca is actually a surprising talent, given the fact that previously all I'd ever seen her do is react to Bob Sagat's voiceover. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nikita-maggie-q-111-captured-500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nikita-maggie-q-111-captured-500</image:title><image:caption>Stone. Cold. Awesome. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/juno-screencap-jennifer-garner-1686967-1200-692.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Juno-screencap-jennifer-garner-1686967-1200-692</image:title><image:caption>Hey, remember when Sydney Bristow made this face for five seasons? ME TOO. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/nikita-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nikita 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T18:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/10/23/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-damages/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lg__damages_blog_main_phillippe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lg__damages_blog_main_phillippe</image:title><image:caption>Ryan Phillippe, by the way, plays a Julian Assange-esque hacker who's being sued over some leaked data that shouldn't have been leaked. But the case he actually ends up losing is the Case of the Magically Disappearing Terrible Scottish Accent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/damages_ver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>damages_ver2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T18:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/04/23/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-lost-girl-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/girls-got-pluck.png</image:loc><image:title>girl's got pluck</image:title><image:caption>I am not talking enough about Kenzi, but as far as plucky young sidekicks go, I find her pretty charming. Her commitment to stealing shit is especially enjoyable. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/not-bad-lookin.png</image:loc><image:title>not bad lookin'</image:title><image:caption>At the very least, he's a lot better looking when he doesn't have werewolf face. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/all-snarls.png</image:loc><image:title>all snarls</image:title><image:caption>Check out Mr. Grumpypants over here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/all-smiles.png</image:loc><image:title>all smiles</image:title><image:caption>If there's not a single Joker joke in this pilot, I'll be very disappointed.  

(Spoiler alert: I will be very disappointed.) 
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sexy-makeout.png</image:loc><image:title>sexy makeout</image:title><image:caption>The blue stuff is not bad breath, in case things weren't clear. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/lost-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lost-girl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T18:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/09/27/star-trek-voyager-season-7-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4c7eab2dba495_mymovies-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4c7eab2dba495_mymovies-front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-02T21:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/09/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-divergent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/divergent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DIVERGENT</image:title><image:caption>I am a little concerned that Woodley will be making this face for the entire movie, though. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/divergent-hc-c2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Divergent hc c(2)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T02:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/09/24/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-orphan-black/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/clonetown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clonetown</image:title><image:caption>CLONE TOWN POPULATION CLONES. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/matt-frewer-orphan-black.png</image:loc><image:title>matt frewer orphan black</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and Matt Frewer shows up! I KNOW you like that, Frank. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/felix-orphan-black.png</image:loc><image:title>felix orphan black</image:title><image:caption>Okay, to the character's credit he has an active sex life and is not just a platonic sidekick to the main character...most of the time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/orphan_black_xlg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orphan_black_xlg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-28T03:59:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/09/18/liz-tells-frank-why-shes-been-a-little-quiet-lately/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-19T16:14:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/09/05/star-trek-voyager-season-5-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/c9_d_55316_0_startrekvoyagerseason5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>c9_d_55316_0_StarTrekVoyagerSeason5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-21T20:52:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/11/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-gargoyles/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-05T01:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/02/07/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-babylon-5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-07-at-3-43-42-pm-e1297122294588.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-02-07 at 3.43.42 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/endgame-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>endgame-04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/51r3vw0kwbl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>babylon 5 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-12-25T07:09:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/08/31/john-tells-liz-what-happened-in-the-mortal-instruments-city-of-bones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mortal-instruments-jace-and-clary-bike-525x350_zps11327e58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-mortal-instruments-Jace-and-Clary-Bike-525x350_zps11327e58</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-mortal-instruments-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Mortal-Instruments-A</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-31-at-9-33-56-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2013-08-31 at 9.33.56 AM</image:title><image:caption>"Golden Receiver" takes on a whole new meaning. [INAPPROPRIATE, JOHN. -- Liz]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-mortal-instruments-city-of-bones-jamie-campbell-bower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-mortal-instruments-city-of-bones-jamie-campbell-bower</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-mortal-instruments-city-of-bones-poster-535x792.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Mortal-Instruments-City-of-Bones-Poster-535x792</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-16T00:15:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/07/11/star-trek-voyager-season-4-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/star-trek-voyager-season-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-trek-voyager-season-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-03-25T00:53:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/02/16/jeff-tells-liz-what-happened-in-modelland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/modelland_thumb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>modelland_thumb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-31T16:16:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/04/16/john-tells-liz-what-happened-in-the-host/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the_host_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Host_Poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/irritated.gif</image:loc><image:title>irritated</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_mk0t3ne4vp1rynr9mo1_500.png</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mk0t3nE4VP1rynr9mo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jared-ian-melanie-wanda-souls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jared-Ian-Melanie-Wanda-Souls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/soul-third-trailer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soul-Third-Trailer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-host-movie-stills-the-host-33278046-960-641.jpg</image:loc><image:title>-The-Host-Movie-Stills-the-host-33278046-960-641</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/um-no.gif</image:loc><image:title>um-no</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-host-e.png</image:loc><image:title>the-host-e</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-host-2013-chase-scene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-host-2013-chase-scene</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cave-field.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cave-field</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-22T16:26:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/02/19/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-continuum-sorta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/6_12_265_img0486a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Time Trax! </image:title><image:caption>Hi, Dale Midkiff! Hi. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/continuum-william-b-davis-as-alec-sadler-1024x576-e1361300799619.png</image:loc><image:title>William B. Davis = not dead!</image:title><image:caption>I didn't even think William B. Davis was still ALIVE. (I am of course glad to hear it.) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/59eac_continuum-dvd_610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Continuum</image:title><image:caption>Hi there, strong female protagonist!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/continuum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>continuum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-20T20:34:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/07/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-orange-is-the-new-black/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-23T21:07:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/07/23/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-larry-crowne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13</image:title><image:caption>I don't care how many JJ Abrams shows you star in, Gugu, I will never forget the weird hair thing you wore in "The Lazarus Experiment."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/larry_crowne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>larry_crowne</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-05-21T23:18:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/07/09/liz-tells-frank-about-our-new-spoiler-warnings-on-posts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mobile-entry-header-spoiler-red-post.png</image:loc><image:title>mobile-entry-header-spoiler-red-post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mobile-entry-header-spoiler-yellow-post.png</image:loc><image:title>mobile-entry-header-spoiler-yellow-post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mobile-entry-header-spoiler-green-post.png</image:loc><image:title>mobile-entry-header-spoiler-green-post</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mobile-entry-header-spoiler-1.png</image:loc><image:title>mobile-entry-header-spoiler-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T20:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/07/08/star-trek-voyager-season-3-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/51zbmhm0sl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51Z+bMhm0SL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-31T06:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/06/26/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-world-war-z-the-movie-mostly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/monsters_ball_ver3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monsters_ball_ver3</image:title><image:caption>FUCK YOU MOVIE YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/world-war-z-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>World-War-Z-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-27T15:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/06/18/star-trek-voyager-season-2-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/51q0lvhcy3l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51Q0Lvhcy3L</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-13T21:45:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/06/11/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-mighty-ducks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vlcsnap_2013_03_07_19h38m20s21_large.png</image:loc><image:title>vlcsnap_2013_03_07_19h38m20s21_large</image:title><image:caption>SERIOUS LAWYER FACE. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mighty-ducks-96-charlie-conway-replica-away-jersey-13320_a1xl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mighty-Ducks-96-Charlie-Conway-Replica-Away-Jersey-13320_a1xl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/joshua-jackson-mighty-ducks-movie-1992-photo-gc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joshua-jackson-mighty-ducks-movie-1992-photo-GC</image:title><image:caption>True story: I once saw Joshua Jackson at a Kings-Canucks game. He wore a Canucks jersey, got drunk and shouted profanities at Kings fans. It was WONDERFUL. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mpw-37119.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MPW-37119</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:10:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/06/06/star-trek-voyager-season-1-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4c7eab289ae50_mymovies-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4c7eab289ae50_mymovies-front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-04-30T08:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/06/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-red-wedding-on-game-of-thrones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/game2a-e1370319134646.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game2a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/got-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>got-love</image:title><image:caption>LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/2178784.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2178784</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/game1-e1370315694106.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/game2-e1370315843176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/game3-e1370315950684.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/05/23/nick-tells-liz-what-happened-on-survivor-caramoan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/congarats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>congarats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2ibjk7q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SURVIVOR: CARAMOAN - FANS VS. FAVORITES</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:09:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/05/21/star-trek-deep-space-nine-season-2-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/star-trek-deep-space-nine-season-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-trek-deep-space-nine-season-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-09T23:50:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/05/14/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-about-firefly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/saffron2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saffron2</image:title><image:caption>I had not forgotten she was on this show, but I did have a few weird "what is Joan from 'Mad Men' doing with that gun?" moments.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/captain-reynolds-nathan-fillion_rgb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-reynolds-nathan-fillion_rgb</image:title><image:caption>BOOM. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/firefly-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firefly-poster1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:07:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/05/08/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-day-after-tomorrow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jake-likes-to-let-it-blaze.png</image:loc><image:title>jake likes to let it blaze</image:title><image:caption>XXXXXX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/640px-adrian_lester_hq_76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>640px-Adrian_Lester_HQ_(76)</image:title><image:caption>YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, ADRIAN LESTER USING YOUR REAL ACCENT AND EVERYTHING. TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hank-azaria-in-godzilla-1998-movie-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank-Azaria-in-Godzilla-1998-Movie-Image</image:title><image:caption>I feel like this image best sums up my feelings about the 1998 "Godzilla." Sigh. Sorry about that, Hank Azaria. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/day_after_tomorrow_ver4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>day_after_tomorrow_ver4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:07:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/05/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-transmetropolitan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/transmetropolitan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transmetropolitan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/transmetropolitan04a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transmetropolitan04a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/transmetropolitan_06_p20-e1367438553399.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transmetropolitan_06_p20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/18508-spider-chair-leg-of-truth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chair leg of truth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:07:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/04/02/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-jay-and-silent-bob-strike-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130402-120713.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130402-120713.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:02:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/03/13/supernatural-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/supernatural_season_1_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supernatural_season_1_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-23T02:35:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/03/06/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-arrow-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/arrow-pull-ups.png</image:loc><image:title>arrow pull-ups</image:title><image:caption>I haven't been dating much lately, Frank. Please forgive me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/moira_queen.png</image:loc><image:title>Moira_Queen</image:title><image:caption>I like the part where Gertrude from "Hamlet" gets to be the bad-ass, let's be clear. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/arrow_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>arrow_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T14:02:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/02/12/liz-tells-frank-why-she-struggles-with-walking-dead-but-loves-warm-bodies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/twd-video-game-covers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TWD-video-game-covers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/28-days-later-christopher-eccleston-dr-who-e1360709137431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28-days-later-christopher-eccleston-dr-who</image:title><image:caption>Oh, ginger Christopher Eccleston, I love you but you are NOT NICE TO LADIES.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-walking-dead-lori-grimes-algomasqueseries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-walking-dead-lori-grimes-algomasqueseries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/warm_bodies_ver7_xlg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warm_bodies_ver7_xlg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:27:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/02/05/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-netflixs-house-of-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/house-of-cards-russo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house of cards russo</image:title><image:caption>I mean, I guess he has a Walter Skinner-ish quality, but still.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/slugline-hq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SLUGLINE HQ</image:title><image:caption>I don't normally like putting two photos so close together in a post, but Frank, you HAD to see what Slugline's free-wheelin' blog-office looks like. Also, Frank, the fast-paced more-Politico-than-Politico political blog is called SLUGLINE. SHOW YOU ARE DRUNK.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/showbiz-gerald-mcraney-delta-burke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCRANEY</image:title><image:caption>MAJOR DAD? More like MAJOR BABE AM I RIGHT LADIES HEY LADIES WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU RAISING YOUR HANDS? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/house-of-cards-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house-of-cards-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/01/29/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-smash-season-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jack-davenport-smash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jack davenport smash</image:title><image:caption>I realized there weren't enough Jack Davenport pictures in this post, so here is a picture of Jack Davenport being all Jack Davenport-y. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/katharine_mcphee_megan_hilty_smash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katharine_mcphee_megan_hilty_smash</image:title><image:caption>I'm kind of sad that the play isn't just Dueling Marilyns, to be honest.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jack-davenport-and-katharine-mcphee-in-smash-season-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smash</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, if alone with Jack Davenport, I would be tempted to do the same. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/smash-nbc-tv-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smash-nbc-tv-show</image:title><image:caption>Damn, girl, you got dem thaaaaaaaaangs.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/smash_s1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smash Season 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/01/22/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-season-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffy's gonna be okay. </image:title><image:caption>Given Whedon's track record, it coulda gone worse, I suppose.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/buffy-angel-space-sex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buffy angel space sex</image:title><image:caption>SPACE SEX. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/16668.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Homage!</image:title><image:caption>Homage! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tumblr_lz7x9xjani1r4dsjko1_500.png</image:loc><image:title>The Doctor! With Rose Tyler. Just as it should be.</image:title><image:caption>Technically, this cameo is out of sequence -- this issue was published in September 2007, a few months after the "Doctor Who" Season 3 finale, so the companion should be either Martha or Donna, but WIBBLEY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY I guess.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/xander-with-eyepatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xander with eyepatch</image:title><image:caption>Gotta say, the eyepatch works for him. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/long_way_home_tpb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Long_way_home_tpb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-07T21:50:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/01/15/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cool-hoodie-bro.png</image:loc><image:title>cool hoodie, bro</image:title><image:caption>Rock it, you sassy thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/friendship-is-magic-yall.png</image:loc><image:title>friendship is magic y'all</image:title><image:caption>YAY FOR FRIENDSHIP, FRANK! By the way, obligatory "damn, girl, way to pass the Bechdel Test like a mo-fo" mention here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/elements-of-harmony-booom.png</image:loc><image:title>elements of harmony BOOOM!</image:title><image:caption>SUCK IT, LEELOO DALLAS MULTI-PASS WOW THAT'S A REALLY COMPLICATED REFERENCE TO "THE FIFTH ELEMENT" WE'LL SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE GET IT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/this-dragon-is-faaaaaabulous.png</image:loc><image:title>this dragon is faaaaaabulous</image:title><image:caption>Let's just say this guy is...foppish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/everfree-forest-is-everscary.png</image:loc><image:title>everfree forest is everscary</image:title><image:caption>"Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/twilight-sparkle-cant-sleep.png</image:loc><image:title>twilight sparkle can't sleep</image:title><image:caption>Man, I hate it when bitches won't stop partying long enough to let me get some sleep and/or stop the apocalypse! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/rarity-twilight-sparkle.png</image:loc><image:title>rarity twilight sparkle</image:title><image:caption>Also, that look isn't really her. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/spike-and-twilight-sparkle.png</image:loc><image:title>spike and twilight sparkle</image:title><image:caption>I hope Spike is getting work-study for his role as Twilight Sparkle's research assistant/scribe. Yeah quality academia joke right there. You know, it's never established in these episodes which accredited pony university is providing Twilight Sparkle a framework for her studies. Is independent pony study a thing in Equestria? I'm sure someone will end up explaining in the comments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/princess-celestia-nightmare-moon.png</image:loc><image:title>princess celestia nightmare moon</image:title><image:caption>This show LOOKS really really cool, Frank. Check out this exaggerated animation for the opening narration! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shout_factory_my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_season_1_dvd_set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shout_factory_my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_season_1_dvd_set</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/01/08/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-les-miserables-the-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/les-mis-eponin-marius.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALSO SUCKS TO BE EPONINE. </image:title><image:caption>ALSO SUCKS TO BE EPONINE. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/anne-hathaway-les-miserables-fantine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The very definition of sadface.</image:title><image:caption>The very definition of sadface.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/les-miserables-2012-movie-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Les-Miserables-2012-Movie-Poster1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:26:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/12/25/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-about-love-actually/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/january-jones-elisha-cuthbert-love-actually.png</image:loc><image:title>january jones elisha cuthbert love actually</image:title><image:caption>Oh, but hi January Jones! And ELISHA CUTHBERT! You are super super funny on "Happy Endings." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rodrigo-santoro-love-actually.png</image:loc><image:title>rodrigo santoro love actually</image:title><image:caption>GLASSES! HIS HOTNESS IS NOW A SECRET.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/martin-freeman-love-actually.png</image:loc><image:title>martin freeman love actually</image:title><image:caption>In this scene, Martin Freeman is saying "It's Junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning." Because he is perfect. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/love_actually_movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Love_Actually_movie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:26:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/12/18/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-john-carter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/lynn-collins-as-dejah-thoris-in-john-carter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock it, gurl. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/woola-e1355859845752.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woola</image:title><image:caption>Way to go, Woola! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/john-carter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-carter</image:title><image:caption>Totally not at all the Arizona desert with the Barsoom Instagram filter. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dominic-west.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCNULLLLLLLLLLTY! </image:title><image:caption>MCNULLLLLLLLLLTY! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/john-carter-poster-red-mars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-carter-poster-red-mars</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:25:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/11/28/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-lizzie-bennet-diaries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pfi_b6ae6a73079d65ff9c582f4f582ea3e9-e1354141413338.png</image:loc><image:title>pfi_b6ae6a73079d65ff9c582f4f582ea3e9</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T09:36:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/11/13/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-starlight-express/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cd87a7cb6917d4abf24f1a334806341b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starlight express arena</image:title><image:caption>The arena was pretty cool, though. Roller-skating trains! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dip_starlight_post-e1352846956661.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starlight express poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:24:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/11/06/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-roseanne-series-finale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-06-at-12-04-07-am.png</image:loc><image:title>roseanne t.e. lawrence</image:title><image:caption>Really not kidding about about that T.E. Lawrence quote, Frank. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/roseanne_s9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Roseanne_S9</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-15T19:58:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/11/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-speed-racer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/speed_racer_movie_image_speed_and_trixie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cute, but...</image:title><image:caption>These two had a really weird dynamic the whole movie -- probably because they're an 18-year-old couple in a movie for kids, which means they play it super-cutesy, and even though Christina Ricci is in her late 20s the whole thing feels very very inappropriate. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sr-film-12-1015r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TOTALLY NOT RACER X. </image:title><image:caption>NOT AT ALL SPEED RACER'S MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING BROTHER, NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/speed-racer-dec1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>like, seriously, a lot</image:title><image:caption>Like, seriously, a lot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/speed_racer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speed_racer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:24:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/10/16/torchwood-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/torchwood-miracle-day-out-today-e1350363570717.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torchwood-miracle-day-out-today</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bbcdvd2981-torchwood-385.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BBCDVD2981-Torchwood-385</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/torchwood-season-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TORCHWOOD-Season-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/torchwoods1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torchwoods1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-21T03:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/10/09/liz-and-jeff-tell-frank-what-happened-in-rising-stars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/gardening-in-middle-east.gif</image:loc><image:title>gardening-in-middle-east</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/294351-6476-101400-2-rising-stars_super.jpg</image:loc><image:title>294351-6476-101400-2-rising-stars_super</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crouching-tiger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crouching Tiger</image:title><image:caption>Aw, remember this movie? I should see this movie again! I wonder if it holds up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/51450-6476-68409-1-rising-stars_super.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51450-6476-68409-1-rising-stars_super</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-09-at-8-32-06-am.png</image:loc><image:title>ALIENS WITH BASEBALL CAPS</image:title><image:caption>THAT IS A BASEBALL CAP BEING KNOCKED OFF AN ALIEN'S HEAD. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-09-at-8-30-43-am.png</image:loc><image:title>WHAT IS WRONG WITH CATHY'S NECK?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/09/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-1992-robin-williams-film-toys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2173370pkqkxvu8rzizdafnpbli2rktiypy3zza6u6afwb9hh7uwhdtonkgv7fcxrh_nos7ekrmnldciudv5ex5nv_lq-e1348110982918.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>robin wright toys fabulous jacket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/toys_ver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toys_ver2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T10:53:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/09/11/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-mtvs-teen-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/my_parents_are_deeaaaaaad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>my_parents_are_deeaaaaaad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tumblr_m8694ukgwa1rb3tvro2_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m8694ukgwa1rb3tvro2_1280</image:title><image:caption>For some reason I didn't feel right, posting a picture of his chest tattoo, so I went with this picture instead. You can however click on this image and find out what the other tattoo looks like. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/teen-wolf-season-1-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a werewolf who is also a teenager</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/09/04/liz-tells-frank-about-the-time-she-interviewed-bryan-cranston/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:23:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/08/28/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-whats-my-number/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/2011_whats_your_number_007-e1346137416118.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?</image:title><image:caption>Here's a nice photo of Anna Faris, just 'cuz. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/chris-evans-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris evans 6</image:title><image:caption>It's only gratuitous if it doesn't illustrate my point. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/what-s-your-number-starring-chris-evans-16-e1346135775578.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chris evans shirtless what's your number</image:title><image:caption>The plot's justification for Often Naked Chris Evans being around is that he's a horndog who's constantly fleeing his apartment to escape one night stands, often in some form of undress. I don't know if this sort of structure technique is covered in screenplay manuals, but I've never sold a screenplay -- who am I to argue?  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/what-s-your-number-poster02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what-s-your-number-poster02</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:22:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/08/21/liz-tells-frank-about-the-times-jeremy-renner-has-kissed-a-girl-on-screen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jeremy-renner6.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Jeremy-Renner6</image:title><image:caption>Hi Jeremy! Hi. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rachel-weisz-jeremy-renner-the-bourne-legacy.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Bourne Legacy</image:title><image:caption>LOOKIT SO CUTE. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-17T03:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/08/07/aaron-sorkin-the-skip-itwatch-itstop-watching-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lucy-davis-lucy-davis-580869_608_336-e1344371096570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucy davis studio 60</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/220px-social_network_film_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Social Network</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-west-wing-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the west wing 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/220px-american_president.jpg</image:loc><image:title>American President</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-06-at-10-46-05-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>i used the "according to jim" FD formatting to make this! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-06-at-10-44-32-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>this scene, it just came to me. like out of a dream. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/newsroom-5-e1344369209831.png</image:loc><image:title>Newsroom-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/aaron-sorkin-newsroom-hbo-325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aaron-sorkin-newsroom-hbo-325</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-23T14:45:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/08/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-pixars-cars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/larry-the-cable-guy-cars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>larry the cable guy cars</image:title><image:caption>Sigh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/carsadvc867027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CarsAdvC867027</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:21:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/07/24/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-defying-gravity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ron-livingston2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ron-livingston2</image:title><image:caption>Ron Livingston! Hi, Ron Livingston. Hi. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/defying-gravity-dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>defying gravity dvd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/07/19/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-mary-russellsherlock-holmes-novels-sorta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/moor.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>moor</image:title><image:caption>FUCK THIS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mary_sue___how_to_tell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary_Sue___How_to_Tell</image:title><image:caption>A handy visual guide to Mary Sues, by DeviantArt user Windfalcon. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/91661.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mary russell laurie r. king beekeeper's apprentice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2009_sherlock_holmes_029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock Holmes</image:title><image:caption>XXXXXXX</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-06T02:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/07/11/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-adjustment-bureau/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the_adjustment_bureau.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC HAT POWERS. </image:title><image:caption>To be fair, he does look good in that hat. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gdp-euro-area-countries.png</image:loc><image:title>gdp-euro-area-countries</image:title><image:caption>XXXX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/adjustment-bureau-matt-damon-emily-blunt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seriously, super cute. </image:title><image:caption>Kisses! Yay. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-adjustment-bureau-2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The cutest. </image:title><image:caption>Seriously, they're super cute. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tumblr_m6pz0vlmj21rqun6zo3_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worst. Angels. Ever. </image:title><image:caption>Being an angel apparently means having a helluva dry-cleaning bill. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/adjustment_bureau_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adjustment_bureau_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-04-20T01:16:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/07/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-magic-mike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-02-at-9-59-23-pm-e1341291960439.png</image:loc><image:title>HELLO NURSE.</image:title><image:caption>HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/very-fancy-table.png</image:loc><image:title>magic mike's very fancy table</image:title><image:caption>I mean, it's not an UGLY table...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/magic-mike-strippers-tatum-bomer-pettyfer-more.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic Mike hot men</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mv5bmtqzmdmzota5m15bml5banbnxkftztcwmjc4mtg4nw-_v1-_sy317_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magic Mike poster. Classy, right? </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:20:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/06/26/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-newsroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-4-e1340692346274.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meet iNews. </image:title><image:caption>Here is a real-life example of iNews in action! It is a for-real program used in making live television. In this instance, it is being used to tell the world about Spider-Woman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mcavoy-is-smarter-than-you.png</image:loc><image:title>McAvoy is smarter than you</image:title><image:caption>Here is McAvoy EXPLAINING THINGS to the Halliburton representative. Because he is A GREAT MAN. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YOSEMITE IS PRETTY YO. </image:title><image:caption>AMERICA FUCK YEAH. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/james_mcavoy09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actor James McAvoy</image:title><image:caption>Hey! McAvoy! Hi, James McAvoy. Hi. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/the-newsroom-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-newsroom-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-30T04:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/06/19/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-mass-effect-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mevshepard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me versus Shepard</image:title><image:caption>This is a photo of my face that I took with my phone, then used as a guide to create my Shepard. The fact we look similar is no coincidence. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mass_effect_-characters-e1340087911907.png</image:loc><image:title>mass_effect_ characters</image:title><image:caption>Okay, you can't sleep with dudes if you're a dude. (Though this changes in "ME3.") And maybe you'll wait THREE FUCKING MONTHS to sleep with them and all you'll get is a FADE TO BLACK. And you can't sleep with everyone. Like, you know, Grunt. In case you were wondering. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-18-at-11-26-34-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Paul Cibis is a jerk. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ard1dmpceaavfqp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JACOB WAS SO HOT FOR ME. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mass Effect game play</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/masseffect2_cover.png</image:loc><image:title>MassEffect2_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/06/05/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-about-alien-and-aliens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/aliens_ripley2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliens_ripley2</image:title><image:caption>LIKE A BOSS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/aliens-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens-movie-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alien_resurrection_disc1-7-e1338923259585.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ALIEN_RESURRECTION_DISC1-7</image:title><image:caption>Well, okay then, Sigourney. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/aliens-le-retour-1986-21-g-e1338923142392.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliens-le-retour-1986-21-g</image:title><image:caption>AW LANCE HENDRICKSON AWWW.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-05-at-12-01-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>ack</image:title><image:caption>CAPTIONHERE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/huggerdeadne9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Facehugger yuck. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alien-sigourney-weaver101810-e1338490034619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alien-sigourney-weaver101810</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/5223297_sigourney-weaver-alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5223297_sigourney-weaver-alien</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/badhair1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badhair1</image:title><image:caption>GURL. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:19:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/05/24/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-street-fighter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/street-fighter-final-e1337881297246.png</image:loc><image:title>street fighter final</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/raoul-sigh.png</image:loc><image:title>raul sigh</image:title><image:caption>"What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!" To be fair, Raul sells the hell out of that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blanka.png</image:loc><image:title>blanka</image:title><image:caption>I MEAN COME ON. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mv5bmje2ody0ndmyov5bml5banbnxkftztcwndq4ndazmq-_v1-_sy317_cr20214317_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MV5BMjE2ODY0NDMyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ4NDAzMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR2,0,214,317_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/05/15/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-seven-brides-for-seven-brothers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nice-shirts.png</image:loc><image:title>nice shirts</image:title><image:caption>Lookin' good, fellas. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/936full-seven-brides-for-seven-brothers-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>936full-seven-brides-for-seven-brothers-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-10-at-2-17-42-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-05-10 at 2.17.42 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-10-at-2-15-34-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-05-10 at 2.15.34 AM</image:title><image:caption>AXE BALLET. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/05/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-harriet-the-spy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/232576.jpg</image:loc><image:title>232576</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/04/19/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-cabin-in-the-woods/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cabin-in-the-woods-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabin-in-the-woods-image</image:title><image:caption>Look, she's had a really rough day, okay? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cabin-in-the-woods_510.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CW-0194_DF-06291_R</image:title><image:caption>Thor! Hi, Thor. Hi. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cabin-in-the-woods-richard-jenkins-bradley-whitford-600x398.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabin-in-the-woods-richard-jenkins-bradley-whitford-600x398</image:title><image:caption>LOVE THEM. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cabin_in_the_woods_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabin_in_the_woods_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/04/10/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-lena-dunhams-tiny-furniture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/girls13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>girls13</image:title><image:caption>Lena Dunham feels me on this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tf-pipe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tf-pipe</image:title><image:caption>One of the weirder sex scenes I've seen in a while. And that's saying something. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/25733_346023683089_302499263089_3518829_774870_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25733_346023683089_302499263089_3518829_774870_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/04/03/farscape-the-complete-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/farscape-farscape-2311833-1200-1717.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farscape-farscape-2311833-1200-1717</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/usdvd401a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>USDVD401a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/51qn3m0j5vl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farscape season three</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/farscapev2no2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farscape season 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/b0006iiplc-01-_sclzzzzzzz_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farscape season 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-08T07:56:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/03/29/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-parts-of-touch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/touch-on-fox-starring-keifer-sutherland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Touch-on-Fox-starring-Keifer-Sutherland</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:18:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/03/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-deliverance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hangover-part-2-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hangover Part 2 Movie</image:title><image:caption>Yes, even worse than this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ea1a9b7b-7488-4ee8-81ca-f125294bed26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ea1a9b7b-7488-4ee8-81ca-f125294bed26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mv5bmtc2mtyzmjyym15bml5banbnxkftztcwmdq1ndkwnw-_v1-_sx640_sy429_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burt reynolds deliverance</image:title><image:caption>Huh. I might prefer Burt without the mustache. He really has a beautiful face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deliv01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deliv01</image:title><image:caption>This is like the second image that pops up when you do a Google Image Search for "Deliverance," FYI. Kid makes an impression. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deliverance_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deliverance_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/03/06/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-terra-nova/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shannons-family-terra-nova.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shannons-family-TERRA-NOVA</image:title><image:caption>I chose this photo specifically because Whineface looks stupid in it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/terra-nova-tv-show-poster-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Print</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:17:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/02/21/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-happened-in-bridget-joness-diary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/big_bridget_joness_diary_making_a_comeback-dfb3a48690e676d84ce2724b2c007a69-e1329861895405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big_Bridget_Joness_Diary_making_a_comeback-dfb3a48690e676d84ce2724b2c007a69</image:title><image:caption>NOT. FUCKING. FAT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/colin-firth11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colin-firth11</image:title><image:caption>XXXXX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jones-e1329861472630.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JONES</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-07T21:49:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/02/14/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-happened-in-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/samuel-l-jackson-in-star-wars-episode-i-the-phantom-menace-1999-movie-image-e1319470015327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samuel-L.-Jackson-in-Star-Wars-Episode-I-The-Phantom-Menace-1999-Movie-Image-e1319470015327</image:title><image:caption>LIKE A BOSS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/queenamidala.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Queenamidala</image:title><image:caption>She does look fabulous, though. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jar-jar-binks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jar-jar-binks</image:title><image:caption>NOPE. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/si_ewan_mcgregor_018-e1329253490395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SI_Ewan_McGregor_018</image:title><image:caption>XXXXX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/1fa273c255c511e18bb812313804a181_7-e1329252920596.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1fa273c255c511e18bb812313804a181_7</image:title><image:caption>Best. Sister. Ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ep1_ia_101427_r_3d_poster_email_1318552470-000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EP1_IA_101427_R_3D_poster_email_1318552470-000</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/02/07/liz-tells-frank-stuff-she-forgot-happened-in-titanic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/titanic_jack_et_rose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic_jack_et_rose</image:title><image:caption>"That board looks so warm and toasty. But don't worry, Rose. I'm totally fine here, in the arctic waters. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/titcal4-e1328657555400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TitCal4</image:title><image:caption>So natural! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dicaprio1-e1328657450959.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dicaprio1</image:title><image:caption>SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU, KIDS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/243933-1020-a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>243933.1020.A</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/997tnc_victor_garber_004-e1328656978143.jpg</image:loc><image:title>997TNC_Victor_Garber_004</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose." ::SOB::</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jenette-bras-the-alphabet-starts-at-d.png</image:loc><image:title>Jenette Bras   the alphabet starts at  D</image:title><image:caption>Oh, that's right, she's opened a bra shop in Los Angeles for ladies with very large breasts. "The alphabet starts at D!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/titanic-e1328656253191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanic</image:title><image:caption>XXXXXX</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-30T14:49:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/01/31/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-dance-moms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dancingliz-e1327983106140.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>DancingLiz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-30-at-7-54-08-pm-e1327982980723.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-30 at 7.54.08 PM</image:title><image:caption>I'm pretty sure posting this screenshot puts me on an FBI watchlist.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/this-means-war-movie-poster-69852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>this-means-war-movie-poster-69852</image:title><image:caption>Also, there were a lot of commercials for "This Means War" on Hulu Plus today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dance_moms_poster-small-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dance_Moms_poster-small-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:16:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/01/24/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-batman-the-return-of-bruce-wayne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/return-of-bruce-wayne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>return-of-bruce-wayne</image:title><image:caption>Good ol' fashioned Batman fun, am I right? LITERALLY OLD FASHIONED GET IT? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20872_400x600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20872_400x600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:15:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/01/17/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-some-stupid-katharine-heigl-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/katherine-heigl-makeup-b605d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katherine-heigl-makeup-b605d</image:title><image:caption>Ugh. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-08T23:52:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/01/10/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-hell-comes-to-frogtown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-8-46-03-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-08 at 8.46.03 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-10-41-21-pm-e1326225491664.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-08 at 10.41.21 PM</image:title><image:caption>XXXXX</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-9-03-37-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-08 at 9.03.37 PM</image:title><image:caption>Okay, it's just a lot of waving veils, but whatever.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-8-36-38-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-08 at 8.36.38 PM</image:title><image:caption>THEY'RE IN LOVE, FRANK. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/worf-sad.gif</image:loc><image:title>WORF SAD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-7-58-31-pm-e1326225186673.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-08 at 7.58.31 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-7-46-08-pm-2-e1326225882976.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-08 at 7.46.08 PM (2)</image:title><image:caption>Propaganda posters! World-building! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hell_comes_to_frogtown_poster_011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hell_comes_to_frogtown_poster_011</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:15:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/01/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-house-of-lies-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/house-of-lies-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HOUSE OF LIES</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-10-47-38-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-02 at 10.47.38 PM</image:title><image:caption>No one ever said being Cheadle was easy.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-10-45-41-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-02 at 10.45.41 PM</image:title><image:caption>Fancy green-screening fun! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-10-40-28-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-02 at 10.40.28 PM</image:title><image:caption>POWER ROLLERS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-10-38-08-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-02 at 10.38.08 PM</image:title><image:caption>Order Showtime now for NAKED CHEADLE.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/12/06/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-speed-2-cruise-control/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/amoktimehd082.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amoktimehd082</image:title><image:caption>Movies I'd rather be watching #4: Anything with this guy in it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/speed-movie-pictures-4511.jpg</image:loc><image:title>speed-movie-pictures-4511</image:title><image:caption>Movies I'd rather be watching #3: "Speed"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gentlemen-prefer-blondes-trailer-title-still.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gentlemen-prefer-blondes-trailer-title-still</image:title><image:caption>Movie I'd Rather Be Watching #2: "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes." It also takes place on a boat! Which is awesome. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/titanic-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OSCARS-BEST PICTURE</image:title><image:caption>Movies I'd rather be watching #1: "Titanic"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/photo11-e1323208624215.png</image:loc><image:title>photo(11)</image:title><image:caption>Thanks movie! Great production design. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/speed-2-cruise-control.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Speed-2-Cruise-Control</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/11/29/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-simpsons-episode-the-book-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/neil-gaiman-simpsons-books-e1322605181464.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neil-gaiman-simpsons-books</image:title><image:caption>WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/201111290212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>201111290212</image:title><image:caption>Am I the only one who loves it when cartoon characters change clothes? It's like my favorite thing. It's pretty much the only kind of change I don't hate. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/neil-gaiman-on-the-simpsons-e1322604990210.gif</image:loc><image:title>neil-gaiman-on-the-simpsons</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/11/22/lauren-tells-liz-what-happened-in-hart-of-dixie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hart_of_dixie_poster_art_rachel_bilson_2011_a_p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hart_of_dixie_poster_art_rachel_bilson_2011_a_p</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bilsonlabcoat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bilsonlabcoat</image:title><image:caption>Against nature. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/animal-house1-e1321991050368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>animal house</image:title><image:caption>Tim is the handsome one on the right... a little more to the right... NIPPLE!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/timfreddie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>timfreddie</image:title><image:caption>I don’t want to pick a college, okAAAAAY???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scrubs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scrubs</image:title><image:caption>"Scrubs". </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/capgown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capgown</image:title><image:caption>Fiction. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:14:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/11/16/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-she-ra-princess-of-power/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shera21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shera2</image:title><image:caption>In case you didn't believe me about the penises, here you go. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shera11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shera1</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, what's up with those weird flippy bits? So dumb. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/she-ra-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>She-Ra-Logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-31T08:12:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/11/08/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-flashdance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/flashdance_jennifer-beals_tuxedo-removing-jacket-bmp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flashdance_Jennifer-Beals_tuxedo-removing-jacket.bmp</image:title><image:caption>Classy dinnertime apparel. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mpw-5312.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>MPW-5312</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-12T04:26:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/11/01/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-castle-novels-written-by-castle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/best-sellers-the-new-york-times1-e1320168397354.png</image:loc><image:title>Best Sellers   The New York Times</image:title><image:caption>Seriously. So great. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/heatwave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heatwave</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/deadly-storm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadly storm</image:title><image:caption>Frank, it's time to play Know Your Media Conglomerates! Marvel -&gt; owned by Disney -&gt; ABC, also owned by Disney -&gt; "Castle" airs on ABC, is also produced by ABC Studios -&gt; Marvel releases tie-in "Castle" graphic novel written by Marvel writer Brian Michael Bendis. Synergy! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-10-24-at-8-15-12-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-10-24 at 8.15.12 PM</image:title><image:caption>Not mentioned: Serving as a sergeant during the Battle of Serenity Valley. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:12:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/10/18/frank-tells-liz-what-happened-in-the-twilight-zone-episode-steel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/battling-maxo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battling Maxo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/blind-animal-courage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blind Animal Courage</image:title><image:caption>Editor's note: FACT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/marvin-and-maxo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marvin and Maxo</image:title><image:caption>Editor's note: ::single tear:: </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lee-marvin-gets-punched-in-the-face-by-a-robot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee Marvin Gets Punched in the Face by a Robot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pretend-maxo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretend Maxo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/marvin-and-maxo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marvin and Maxo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-near-future.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Near Future!</image:title><image:caption>I checked and August 1st, 1974, was indeed a Thursday.  Nice job, Art Department!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dont-mind-us-maam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't Mind Us, Ma'am</image:title><image:caption>"Don't mind us, ma'am."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rock-em-sock-em-robots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock-Em-Sock-Em-Robots</image:title><image:caption>One of the many Marx toys!  Have you all of them?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-16T10:33:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/10/11/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-john-carter-of-mars-trailer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/taylor-kitsch-as-john-carter-in-john-carter-e1318360080110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taylor-kitsch-as-john-carter-in-john-carter</image:title><image:caption>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/o-john-carter-of-mars-trailer-lacks-one-thing-mars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-john-carter-of-mars-trailer-lacks-one-thing-mars</image:title><image:caption>THE "M" IS FOR MARS C'MON GUYS. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hugh-jackman-with-star-robot-atom-in-real-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>REAL STEEL</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, it's so great. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:12:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/10/04/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-millionaire-matchmaker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/10071285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10071285</image:title><image:caption>Such a happy, well-adjusted person. The great irony of Peltwhore's existence, of course, is that she is 47 years old and she has never been married. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fun-party-e1317756822154.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FUN PARTY</image:title><image:caption>FUN PARTY. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-millionaire-matchmaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Millionaire Matchmaker</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-08T18:54:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/09/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-sarah-silverman-program-episode-christopher-eccleston-is-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/sadness-e1316554242577.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sadness</image:title><image:caption>A good actor can look sad standing still. A GREAT actor can look sad while shooting an alien with his laser gun while wearing a terribly shiny silver jacket. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lazer-rage-box-e1316554158600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lazer rage box</image:title><image:caption>If Christopher Eccleston appeared on a box and told me to do something, I probably would do it too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/lisa-loeb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lisa loeb</image:title><image:caption>I wrote the above description from memory. I have no idea why I thought she was wearing feathers. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/makeout-e1316554484814.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makeout</image:title><image:caption>When I said this episode was tamer than other episodes, I only sorta meant it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the_sarah_silverman_program_season_two_volume_one_dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>T</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/09/13/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-expendables/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fist-bump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fist-bump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/teamwork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teamwork</image:title><image:caption>The blur in this shot is Jet's leg coming down to break the neck of a bad guy that Statham is holding. As Tenacious D would sing, that's fuckin' teamwork. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jetli1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jetli1</image:title><image:caption>It is, like, impossible to take a screenshot of Jet Li fighting. Dude moves FAST.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo.png</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jetli1.png</image:loc><image:title>jetli1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-expendables-poster-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-expendables-poster-9</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:04:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/09/06/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-star-trek-the-next-generation-novel-imzadi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bath1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bath1</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't find a good picture online of Troi and Riker kissing. So instead, here is a picture of them in a bathtub. (From "Star Trek: Insurrection")</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/riker-troi-star-trek-couples-17532271-398-566.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Riker-Troi-star-trek-couples-17532271-398-566</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and in the present Troi and Riker start hooking up again and eventually they get maaaaaaaaaarried! Isn't that nice? They look happy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-06-at-12-02-03-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-09-06 at 12.02.03 PM</image:title><image:caption>On the show, Lwaxana Troi was played by Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, the husband of creator Gene Roddenberry. While Majel is honored by fans as sort of a First Lady of "Star Trek", Lwaxana was never a fan favorite character (except potentially for my mother). Why Gene would let his wife play one of the most annoying characters in "Star Trek" history is an issue I am not touching.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-06-at-12-00-18-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-09-06 at 12.00.18 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/08/30/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-nbcs-unaired-wonder-woman-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/facebook-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-new</image:title><image:caption>Nothing attracts the fellas like this, believe me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/applause-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>applause-new</image:title><image:caption>Totally normal way to greet the boss. Totally. (To be fair, their boss did just walk in wearing spandex panties.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/feminism-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feminism-new</image:title><image:caption>Feminism!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/boobies-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boobies-new</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, this is a plot point. Or is that points? Oh, yikes. I apologize.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hurley-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hurley-new</image:title><image:caption>She is very good at being evil. She should do it more often.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/homely-new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homely-new</image:title><image:caption>HOMELY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/facebook-e1314738138643.png</image:loc><image:title>facebook</image:title><image:caption>Nothing attracts the fellas like this, believe me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/applause-e1314738042191.png</image:loc><image:title>applause</image:title><image:caption>Totally normal way to greet the boss. Totally. (To be fair, their boss did just watch in wearing spandex panties.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/feminism-e1314737970615.png</image:loc><image:title>feminism</image:title><image:caption>Feminism!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/boobies-e1314737850261.png</image:loc><image:title>boobies</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, this is a plot point. Or is that points? Oh, yikes. I apologize. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:03:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/08/23/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-apple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-apple-movie-poster-1020188609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-apple-movie-poster-1020188609</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-51-55-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.51.55 PM</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye Folkie Boy and "Starfighter" Girl! Have fun in Heaven/another planet! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-50-21-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.50.21 PM</image:title><image:caption>Subtlety, thy name is not "The Apple."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-48-23-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.48.23 PM</image:title><image:caption>A potential solution to really solve our obesity crisis? Who knows. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-44-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.44.48 PM</image:title><image:caption>Watching this movie without sound so I could gather screenshots, I couldn't help getting "Hot Lunch Jam" from "Fame" stuck in my head. Another movie I'd rather be watching right now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-41-47-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.41.47 PM</image:title><image:caption>If it has to be an over-the-top Bible metaphor, then at least it's a cool-looking Bible metaphor. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-37-03-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.37.03 PM</image:title><image:caption>It's really hard to do justice to a ridiculous dance sequence with a screenshot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-34-59-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.34.59 PM</image:title><image:caption>I hereby dub the guy in the middle THE FANCIEST JACKET.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-22-at-11-31-52-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-22 at 11.31.52 PM</image:title><image:caption>FAAAAAAAAABULOUS. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:03:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/08/16/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-star-trek-the-trouble-with-tribbles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-10-18-21-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-15 at 10.18.21 PM</image:title><image:caption>LOLOLOL. MURDER. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-10-15-42-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-15 at 10.15.42 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-10-24-00-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-15 at 10.24.00 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-10-16-02-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-08-15 at 10.16.02 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gilliantaylor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GillianTaylor</image:title><image:caption>Let's be clear: I'd even agree to the hair. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-20T14:37:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/08/09/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-head-of-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/head_of_state_xlg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>head_of_state_xlg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/theend-e1312912685934.png</image:loc><image:title>theend</image:title><image:caption>Okay, this part was a little silly. But hey, no one's perfect. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/suit-e1312912609380.png</image:loc><image:title>SUIT</image:title><image:caption>I wish I could have gotten a good full-length shot of this suit. Because seriously. Love it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/yephalfwhite-e1312912335540.png</image:loc><image:title>yephalfwhite</image:title><image:caption>SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME TO 2003 TO MAKE THIS MOVIE INTENSELY WEIRD FOR THE FUTURE. SERIOUSLY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/magazine-e1312911142840.png</image:loc><image:title>magazine</image:title><image:caption>This is the final magazine in a montage of covers -- Newsweek, etc, asking "Are we ready?" There are a lot of quick gags like this in the movie. I like 'em.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/walkinginrain.png</image:loc><image:title>walkinginrain</image:title><image:caption>You know he's a man of the people when your car's been repossessed, your bike got run over and you're walking by yourself in the rain. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hiphopbbq.png</image:loc><image:title>hiphopbbq</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:03:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/08/02/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-southland-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dancing-e1312319784378.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing</image:title><image:caption>Big American party! Everybody disco dancing! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kevin-smith-e1312319671931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kevin smith</image:title><image:caption>No, that's really Kevin Smith! I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ascared-e1312319587789.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ascared</image:title><image:caption>UH OH THE ROCK'S ASCARED! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/politics-e1312319470565.jpg</image:loc><image:title>politics</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that's an elephant banging another elephant. All class, right here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/southland-tales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>southland-tales</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/07/26/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-mass-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kaidanquartersshot.png</image:loc><image:title>KaidanQuartersShot</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm. Kinda Lautner-y. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1265410-14_super.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1265410-14_super</image:title><image:caption>HOLY SHIT LADIES CAN BE IN CHARGE OF SPACESHIPS? GET. OUT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/citadel-presidium-view_from_ambasador_lounge_3.png</image:loc><image:title>Citadel-Presidium-View_From_Ambasador_Lounge_3</image:title><image:caption>Nice place for a final battle. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/liara-tsoni-mass-effect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liara-tsoni-mass-effect</image:title><image:caption>Pro-tip: When looking for pictures of Liara, keep Safe Search on. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mass-effect-normandy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mass-Effect-Normandy</image:title><image:caption>This is a nice-looking spaceship! Hooray for space adventures! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/saren2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saren2</image:title><image:caption>I don't know, he seems friendly enough. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mass-effect.png</image:loc><image:title>mass effect</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/07/19/liz-tells-frank-what-happens-in-sweet-valley-high/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2010_easy_a_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>911160 - EASY A</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't find a screenshot of Demi Moore in "The Scarlet Letter," so I had to go with Emma Stone in "Easy A." But it's pretty much the same joke.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ujje39msah8k15k7h2966g6go1_500-e1311106389122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uJjE39Msah8k15k7H2966G6go1_500</image:title><image:caption>This is the only image that comes to mind when I think of Clint Eastwood. What with living in the 21st century and all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wallpapers1280x1024_05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallpapers1280x1024_05</image:title><image:caption>This series has been around long enough for the characters to undergo several makeovers. Though, oddly, the girls in the 2008 reboot look a lot like 1991-era Christina Applegate in "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sweetvalleyhigh21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweetvalleyhigh21</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T18:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/07/12/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-1996-doctor-who-back-door-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/clockwork-orange-moment.png</image:loc><image:title>clockwork orange moment</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/faaaaaaaaabulous.png</image:loc><image:title>faaaaaaaaabulous</image:title><image:caption>SWEAR TO GOD, he is saying at this moment "I always like to dress for the occasion." FIERCE! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kisses.png</image:loc><image:title>kisses!</image:title><image:caption>Yay for kisses! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/photo-e1310499489152.png</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TIME LORD?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/oh-hai.png</image:loc><image:title>oh hai</image:title><image:caption>OH HAI! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/durrrrh-dr-grace.png</image:loc><image:title>durrrrh dr. grace</image:title><image:caption>This is probably a mean screenshot to use, but whatever. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/snake-eyes.png</image:loc><image:title>snake eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/time-machine.png</image:loc><image:title>time machine</image:title><image:caption>OH AND ALSO HE'S READING "THE TIME MACHINE."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/doctor_who_1996_film_dvd_cvr.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor_Who_1996_film_DVD_cvr</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-30T11:55:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/06/23/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-clan-of-the-cave-bear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-23-at-8-22-32-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-06-23 at 8.22.32 AM</image:title><image:caption>THE. END. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-23-at-8-23-08-am-e1308872298673.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-06-23 at 8.23.08 AM</image:title><image:caption>Hey, an actual screenshot from this movie! This is a picture of a caveman. I think it's the dick caveman. Eff this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/volcano666.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volcano666</image:title><image:caption>Okay, I actually do have a screenshot of the rape, but I've decided not to use it because ew. So instead here is Tommy Lee Jones rescuing his daughter from vocanic laval! It's a touching scene of parental love set against the high-stakes action of a disaster film.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/volcano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volcano</image:title><image:caption>I didn't grab a lot of screenshots from this movie. So instead, here is an exciting scene from the film "Volcano"! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/volcano_30574_medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Volcano_30574_Medium</image:title><image:caption>How could you have forgotten about this movie? Look at the chemistry Anne and Tommy have! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the_clan_of_the_cave_bear_cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Clan_of_the_Cave_Bear_cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:01:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/06/21/parks-and-recreation-the-skip-itwatch-it-guide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/parks-and-recreation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Parks-And-Recreation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tumblr_lm5c9bqfac1qey5y8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lm5c9bqfaC1qey5y8</image:title><image:caption>&lt;a href="http://alexleo.tumblr.com/post/6140048872/ronswansonmeatlove"&gt;Via Alex Leo&lt;/a&gt;</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/06/15/frank-tells-liz-what-happened-in-the-smallville-series-finale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/smallville-superman-suit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smallville-superman-suit2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/smallville-series-finale-promotional-photos-tom-welling-21580757-500-333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smallville-Series-Finale-Promotional-Photos-tom-welling-21580757-500-333</image:title><image:caption>They're in love! Right? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/darkseid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>darkseid</image:title><image:caption>BAD GUY. In case it wasn't clear. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/o-smallville-series-finale-review-discussion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>o-smallville-series-finale-review-discussion</image:title><image:caption>Lois Lane submits to the patriarchal tradition of wearing a veil? Sure. Okay. I buy it. (I don't buy it.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/smallville-series-finale-smallville-22000040-500-520.gif</image:loc><image:title>Smallville-Series-Finale-smallville-22000040-500-520</image:title><image:caption>So many cast members! So many ridiculous plot elements! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/win-smallville-season-7-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>win-smallville-season-7-on</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T18:45:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/06/08/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-nines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-08-at-3-43-38-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-06-08 at 3.43.38 PM</image:title><image:caption>Totally normal thing that happens in movies all the time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/6a00d8341c730253ef00e54f34935b8834-640wi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341c730253ef00e54f34935b8834-640wi</image:title><image:caption>John August and Ryan Reynolds. They're like twins! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-08-at-3-33-19-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-06-08 at 3.33.19 PM</image:title><image:caption>Can a house be sexy? This one sure can. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pic_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pic_3</image:title><image:caption>It's only gratuitous if it doesn't illustrate my point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-nines-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-nines-original</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T08:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/05/25/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-portal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/portal_mirror-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portal_mirror-2</image:title><image:caption>Through and through and through you go -- where the portals stop, nobody knows! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/3132portalbox00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3132PortalBox00</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/portal_by_mcgibs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Portal_by_McGibs</image:title><image:caption>Fan art by McGibs. I chose not to to delve too deeply into the Internet's depths for this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/portalbymcgibs_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portalbymcgibs_2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T07:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/05/19/liz-tells-frank-who-catherine-tate-the-new-boss-of-the-office-is/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:57:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/05/18/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-zardoz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/zardoz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zardoz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-18-at-8-47-36-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-05-18 at 8.47.36 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-18-at-8-45-47-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-05-18 at 8.45.47 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-18-at-8-43-40-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-05-18 at 8.43.40 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-18-at-8-37-07-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-05-18 at 8.37.07 AM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-18-at-8-36-26-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-05-18 at 8.36.26 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/05/10/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-hugh-jackman-in-performance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-e1305068742928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:53:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/05/03/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-mixed-up-files-of-mrs-basil-e-frankweiler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/65716-bigger60002927from-the-mixed-up-files-of-mrs-basil-e-frankweiler_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>65716-bigger60002927from-the-mixed-up-files-of-mrs-basil-e-frankweiler_large</image:title><image:caption>There was a film adaptation of this book years ago, starring Lauren Bacall. I have not seen it, but I like that Claudia is a glasses-wearing nerd and that Lauren Bacall is involved. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bgly_001_00063_from_the_mixed_dp_files_of_mrs_basil_e_frankweiler-4.png</image:loc><image:title>bgly_001_00063_from_the_mixed_dp_files_of_mrs_basil_e_frankweiler-4</image:title><image:caption>This is Claudia picking out a bed to sleep in at the Met, as drawn in one of the ink sketches from the original edition of this book; I had to include at least one of them because of how awesome they are. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/new-roman-gallery-metropolitan-museum-of-art-new-york.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new-roman-gallery-metropolitan-museum-of-art-new-york</image:title><image:caption>Kids LOVE this shit. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mixed-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mixed-up</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-18T00:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/04/19/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-game-of-thrones-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-19-at-8-12-31-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-04-19 at 8.12.31 AM</image:title><image:caption>Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head, / In your head, / Zombie, zombie, zombie? / Hey, hey, hey, hey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/khal-drogo-game-of-thrones-18305596-1280-720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khal-Drogo-game-of-thrones-18305596-1280-720</image:title><image:caption>His face really doesn't shift from this expression over the course of the episode. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tumblr_l538bxfz0m1qc7ddzo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_l538bxfz0M1qc7ddzo1_500</image:title><image:caption>I couldn't find a screenshot of him wrapping his belly in Saran Wrap, but I can't be the only person for whom that was a memorable moment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/game-of-thrones-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game-of-thrones-poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/04/12/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-arthur-not-the-remake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/arthur_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arthur_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-11-at-10-23-06-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-04-11 at 10.23.06 PM</image:title><image:caption>I kinda want one of those hats, for the record. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-12-at-8-26-35-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-04-12 at 8.26.35 AM</image:title><image:caption>He's DRUNK IN A SWEATSHIRT. You don't get much lower than that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-12-at-8-21-18-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-04-12 at 8.21.18 AM</image:title><image:caption>I'm just saying, she's taller than him WITHOUT the cowboy hat. Also, LOVE HER OUTFIT. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/04/05/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-every-john-grisham-novel-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20-e1301986632940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20</image:title><image:caption>Darby Shaw on the run! With the sportiest pigtails. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/john-grisham-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John-Grisham-001</image:title><image:caption>MASTERMIND. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/51yd9cztxtl_sl500_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>51yd9cztxtl_sl500_</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-13T22:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/03/29/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-sucker-punch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sucker_punch14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sucker_punch14</image:title><image:caption>At least he doesn't try and rape anyone! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/trinity-matrix-e1301388127987.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trinity.matrix</image:title><image:caption>LOOK MA, NO STILETTOS! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2506030_height370_width560.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2506030_height370_width560</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sucker-punch-poster-january-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sucker-Punch-poster-January-15</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-04T09:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/03/22/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-conan-the-barbarian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-22-at-9-42-41-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-03-22 at 9.42.41 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-22-at-9-40-20-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-03-22 at 9.40.20 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/thulsa-doom-snake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thulsa-doom-snake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/neca0027conan-the-barbarian-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NECA0027Conan-The-Barbarian-Posters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-20T07:45:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/03/15/frank-tells-liz-what-happened-in-my-neighbor-totoro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/totoro-toy-story-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totoro Toy Story 3</image:title><image:caption>I heard you guys were making an animated film about mortality...?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/totoro-flying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totoro Flying</image:title><image:caption>Also the movie explains that invisible flying Totoros are where wind comes from.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cat-bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cat-Bus</image:title><image:caption>CAAAAAAAAATTTTTT-BUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bus-stop-rain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bus stop rain</image:title><image:caption>I'm just waiting for the Number Cat-Bus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/totoro-is-a-star.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totoro is a star</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/totoro-sleeping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totoro Sleeping</image:title><image:caption>Immediate love.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mei-pursuing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mei Pursuing</image:title><image:caption>Those acorns don't belong to you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/soot-sprite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soot Sprite</image:title><image:caption>Ramona has plans for this soot ball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mei-and-satsuki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mei and Satsuki</image:title><image:caption>Check. Out. This. Creek.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/my-neighbor-totoro-title.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Neighbor Totoro Title</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-13T21:29:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/03/07/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-sliders-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sliders-cast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sliders, old school</image:title><image:caption>Sliding iz serious business, y'all. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-12-44-58-am.png</image:loc><image:title>poor ol' san fran</image:title><image:caption>THE MAGIC OF CINEMA! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-12-43-15-am.png</image:loc><image:title>oh, girl</image:title><image:caption>Sigh. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-12-40-16-am.png</image:loc><image:title>jerry o'connell and his cat</image:title><image:caption>Saving this image for a future blog project: Pictures of Famous Men Holding Cats</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/6afa98563ff96552431945843c2788d0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sliders</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:52:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/02/28/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-predator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-11-43-58-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-02-27 at 11.43.58 PM</image:title><image:caption>"GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-11-40-12-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-02-27 at 11.40.12 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cimg0063.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CIMG0063</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/predator_1987_poster2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>predator_1987_poster2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/02/21/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-hunger-games-sorta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/twilight-saga-new-moon-bella-edward-jacob-header-e1298318788997.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight-Saga-New-Moon-Bella-Edward-Jacob-Header</image:title><image:caption>This bitch's biggest problem is deciding which man will pick her up when she trips and falls. Boy I'm glad a generation of women is letting this franchise define their romantic expectations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a949d699970b-400wi-e1298318549493.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a949d699970b-400wi</image:title><image:caption>Illustration by Jason Chan, via Hero Complex. For full effect, assume that Katniss is walking away from an explosion that she set off herself. (Because cool guys walk away from explosions.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-hunger-games.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-hunger-games</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:52:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/02/14/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-batman-and-robin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kittyvsivy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kittyvsivy</image:title><image:caption>"SAY GOODBYE TO THESE, BATMAN! SPRING BREAK WHOOOO!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-14-at-2-07-51-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>batgirl buns</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tom_hardy_inception_017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tom_hardy_inception_017</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-14-at-1-57-17-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>bat buns</image:title><image:caption>What better way to immediately engage the young male demographic than a close-up on George Clooney's ass?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/6jyx5dktm2obd5tj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batman and robin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:50:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/01/31/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-are-you-there-god-its-me-margaret/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:49:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/01/24/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-uncanny-x-men-days-of-future-past/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-23-at-11-36-48-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-23 at 11.36.48 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-23-at-11-01-22-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-23 at 11.01.22 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-23-at-11-00-37-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-23 at 11.00.37 PM</image:title><image:caption>SERIOUSLY I DO NOT GET IT. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-23-at-10-53-03-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-23 at 10.53.03 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-23-at-10-25-35-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>dead x-men very sad</image:title><image:caption>Rest in peace, guys - even the guys who I'm not sure are mutants. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-22-at-3-53-37-pm-e1295854045937.png</image:loc><image:title>totally normal thing that happens</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/xm-000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xm-000</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:46:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/01/17/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-battlefield-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-17-at-2-23-40-pm-e1295304140775.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-17 at 2.23.40 PM</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, don't ask. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-17-at-2-39-34-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-17 at 2.39.34 PM</image:title><image:caption>The only thing John Travolta (who spent his own money to make this movie) doesn't teach Barry Pepper about is conditioner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-17-at-2-29-54-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-17 at 2.29.54 PM</image:title><image:caption>Practically every moment of this movie is shot with a Dutch angle. At a certain point, it got so bad that you thought the film was gonna turn sideways. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-17-at-2-25-30-pm-e1295303237122.png</image:loc><image:title>poor barry pepper</image:title><image:caption>Sure, he was good in "True Grit," but c'mon, seriously. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battlefield_earth__a_saga_of_the_year_3000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battlefield_Earth__A_Saga_of_the_Year_3000</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:46:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2011/01/10/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-madeas-family-reunion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/borisk-e1294704842639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>borisk</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhh, yes. That's better. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-10-at-4-04-24-pm-e1294704374969.png</image:loc><image:title>totally normal wedding. totally normal. </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cicely_tyson5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cicely_tyson5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/keke_palmer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keke_palmer2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-10-at-3-55-20-pm-e1294703801959.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2011-01-10 at 3.55.20 PM</image:title><image:caption>He knows it, too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-10-at-3-50-54-pm-e1294703561687.png</image:loc><image:title>SO WEIRD SO WEIRD SO WEIRD</image:title><image:caption>SO WEIRD SO WEIRD SO WEIRD</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/madeas_family_reunion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madea's_Family_Reunion</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:46:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/12/20/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-emmet-otters-jug-band-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/emmet-otter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emmet-otter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/emmet2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emmet2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/emmet_kermit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emmet_kermit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cimg0016-e1292884428159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emmet otter vhs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/12/13/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-fringe-sort-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/219_bb_sc53_007_jpeg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>219_BB_sc53_007_jpeg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mirror_mirror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mirror_MIrror</image:title><image:caption>"Fringe" lacks goatees, but does not lack Leonard Nimoy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/superman-mosr-no-text_cvr12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>superman-mosr-no-text_cvr12</image:title><image:caption>Synergy! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-13-at-2-35-03-pm-e1292279773915.png</image:loc><image:title>number one tv boyfriend</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/poster_fringe-c4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poster_fringe-c4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:45:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/12/09/tron-original-plot-summary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tron-legacy-olivia-wilde-bob_cut_hairstyle_black_hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tron-Legacy-Olivia-Wilde-bob_cut_hairstyle_black_hair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/facelift-e1291772074127.png</image:loc><image:title>FACELIFT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:44:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/12/06/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-1987-g-i-joe-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-06-at-3-31-57-pm-e1291678454887.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen 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PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gi2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gi2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:44:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/11/29/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-flowers-in-the-attic/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:44:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/11/24/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-family-ties-episode-a-my-name-is-alex/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/11/15/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-wall-street/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:43:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/11/09/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-ladyhawke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ladyhawke.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liz 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LADYHAWKE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:43:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/10/25/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-night-of-the-living-dead-1968/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/10/11/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-showgirls/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-15T21:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2010/10/04/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-the-a-team-pilot/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T06:42:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/04/10/liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-liz-tells-frank-what-happened-in-volume-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-10T22:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2013/01/01/open-thread-what-should-frank-be-told-about-in-2013/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-09T21:23:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/2012/12/04/john-tells-liz-what-happened-in-50-shades-of-grey-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/502bdd39acc01-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>502bdd39acc01.image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/3december2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3December2010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mcmullet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcmullet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/600full-the-da-vinci-load-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600full-the-da-vinci-load-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://liztellsfrank.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/yrhbz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yrhBZ</image:title><image:caption>For 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